Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I don't think he's ever woke up with a paraplegic stripper sitting on his face before.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I'm at verizon, the guy asked me why my phone is full of seeds. Deff. Not leaving my phone with you anymore.
Vegas is awesome. Its like you have a kentucky accent girls automatically assume you don't have herpes.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
He hand fed me trail mix then I watched the video of me the next morning. He was actually feeding me meow mix.....that drunk. I still have no regrets marrying him
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