Hi
Babe...You're really smothering me right now
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
Just found my car keys in your throw-up.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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