i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
I just had a fifteen minute conversation with a Raccoon by the garbage bin. I was feeding it chex mix.
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
yeah im watching him make his speech now. cant take him seriously tho. hes talking about funding for education and all i can think about is how ive seen what he looks like wearing womens underwear...
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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