when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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