This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
She was Ugg boots AND a Bumpit. Of course I didn't sleep with her.
theyre just this beautiful family of functioning alcoholics. i want them to adopt me.
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
Hey guy that stepped on my foot, don't slap my ass to apologize.
Uber driver offered to have sex with me since I went home solo. - rock bottom
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
It got to the point where I was so drunk, playing rock paper scissors as a drinking game seemed like a good idea.
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