There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
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