physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Drunk yoga at 11 am turned into me sitting on the couch making fun of the girl in the instructional video. By the way, what the fuck is a third eye?
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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