So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
i just peed in a port a potty and wiped with my credit card statement. fuck yeah!
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Dude sorry but it totally wasn't worth going back in there for yous shoes
She just walked up to him and was like "you should fuck Angela" and it worked! She is the ultimate wingman
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Saw the guy I once slept with, he was buying Beer and shit tone of diapers. Glad to see how 2016 will turn out.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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