I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
I found your doppelganger. same hair, eyes, personality, catch phrases, and penis. it was mind-boggeling.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
wanna see your best friend chug a bottle of steak sauce?
please go to sleep
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
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