I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
today's the one month anniversary of me not giving anyone head. can you tell me you're proud
it's sad that this is a milestone
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
you had me at cake vodka
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
The assignment was about the Industrial Revolution so I just screamed at them in a British accent all day. No, they didn't know I was hungover.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
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