i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
there are ass prints on the hood of my car.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
............HELP Ive been abducted by vodka and its poisoning my brain fat chicks are getting cute and i slept with my sisters friend who slightly resembles john kerry....,,help
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Using the balance in my bank account I just calculated how many fifths of vodka I can buy this year. Don't let me buy food, all my money is reserved for alcohol
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
he pulled my tampon string out with his teeth like a grenade pin yelling frag out! That's why I fuck guys back from deployment. They'll go the distance
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
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