GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
I wish that vaginas would just grow when you're ready for sex. Like when you dont need your vagina its not there, but when you need it...BAM its there. then no one would see it when you get drunk
yeah...or you could just stop doing cartwheels in skirts
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
First booty call in Europe.. In Barcelona. With a German. In broad daylight.... Is that how they do it here?
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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