were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I'll listen to your side of the story when you stop being such a whore.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Apparently, banging my bartender ex-girlfriend = free drinks again. Not every bad decision is a wrong decision.
Woke up on the floor holding a sandwich. Shots. Never again.
i just overheard someone saying that they invented the 'tequila mockingbird' last night. sorry, but i found better friends
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
So squirting runs in the family.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
Remember when we used to go to the bathroom to do drugs together? Now it's to help you with your spanx.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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