the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
just heard a glass bottle fall in lecture and my first thought was to yell party foul.....is it friday yet?
come parachute off the vicodin airplane with meee
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
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