this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
I think "banned from Amtrak due to excessive projectile vomiting" would sum up the evening quite nicely.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
I think i'm going to homewreck at this Disney on Ice show.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
You wanna see what happens when frozen corn meets an unhappy Andrew's face?
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