She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
I just went to a chocolate syrup wrestling party I think you need to get on my level
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
I just timed my pee with a stop watch. From when the main stream started to ended. It was 45.1 seconds. This is the truth trust me.
Randomize
