i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
Exactly. I don't do penetration on the first date. Blowjobs however are perfectly acceptable.
I encourage the greeting beej. It determines if the dick is worth keeping around.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Do you remember telling our cab driver you were going to fuck a penguin?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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