my boyfriend just said he'd go down on me if I gave him my password to facebook
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
also I just used a straw to drink the juice out of a tomato b/c I forgot how to bite.
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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