Moan for me like Helen Keller
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
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