You really coming over, don't trick.
So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
He gave me one look and told me I'm not allowed to board the plane if I'm still as drunk by departure time.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
My date bailed but I got to take a nap so I'm cool with it.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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