peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
dude i told her that I loved her...and she said, " go fuck yourself"
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