I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
omg. i wish i could describe to you the number of things that were just in my vagina. i feel like i got gangbanged by construction workers.
My contribution to the dinner party was a bottle of vodka and a bag of uncooked potatoes. I felt like a Russian serf.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
Oh and sorry for almost killing all of us last night... twice...
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