Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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