you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Do me a favor and don't mention him I feel like Regina George and I just want to scream I made him
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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