WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
he said he wished i had balls so he could kick me in them. then we had sex obviously
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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