Soap is not a condiment
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
I think John will remember that birthday for a while. I'm still dying at the fact a stripper was hunting me down.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Every time I started to really hate the guys on tinder, the universe throws me a muscly beardy bone.
Randomize
