Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
Last night i was so high that i came home and did a taste test of every vitamin water and wrote theyre grade down on paper.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
I cut myself stripping on your car. Probably a profession I shouldn't pursue
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
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