Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
Glitter + Penis = Best. Idea. Ever.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
I wasn't going to drink tonight, but was reminded this is the anniversary of prohibition being repealed. If I don't, then I am against my profession of bartending and anti-American, right?
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