Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Well my friend Jon slept on the couch and I slept next to my cooked lean pocket on the carpet
If there was a build-a-penis, I would build that penis.
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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