who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
Having a vagina does not stop me from believeing my balls are bigger than yours.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Also. After puking outside of the bar last night, some guy (who saw me puking) said I looked like Jennifer Lawrence, called me J Law, got my number and is now texting me. Who knew puking and rallying would do me any good
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
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