There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
Does saving a line for myself for the morning so I don't seem hungover at work count as responsibility?
Adult decisions.
Rule number one to being a good adult: don't use your vagina as an icebreaker. Just some wisdom I thought I'd pass down from experience.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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