Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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