On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The duggars are the reason premarital sex is ok. Because if you don't have it until marriage you have no self control when it happens. And 19 kids.
The nurse told me they're using the same medicine that killed michael jackson.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
that awkward moment when you use blowjob jokes as a segue into coming out as bi
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