By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
On a scale of one to Chris Brown, how angry are you?
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
I'm not going to pass up the opportunity to be half naked and covered in glitter without facing judgement or legal prosecution. I'll be there.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
