return my video game
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
She's beautiful tan and skinny she will make me hate myself and that's what I need in a friend right now
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Oh I see how it is...you can snap chat the world your balls but I wear dinosaur feetie pajamas and I'm the "weird one"
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I just lost my handcuff virginity and not in the sexy way.
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