I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
isnt this the same guy you hooked up with on his birthday and he then asked, "you were at me birthday?" the next time you were together?
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
We found Mulan.
I thought you were in bed what the hell
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
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