Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I think I just saw someone hide a body.
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Went to get my tattoo today. Found out the piercing girl is bi. I may just get my nipples done to get hit on tomorrow. Confidence is low these days.
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
I was grinding on him when mosquitoes starting biting us and ruined every damn thing. I just wanted to fuck on a slide under the stars. It's every girls dream.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
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