I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
IDK. when she left she was wearing her bra like an eyepatch and offering to shiver the timbers of the dorm patrol.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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