But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Yeah. You can ask him out. We're just fuck buddies. My vagina will be sad but your heart can be happy.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
didn't prepare for this snow storm at all. i only have like 6 beer and all my booty calls already went home for the holiday. this is bull.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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