You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
She might as well just lie down with one of those red "Easy Buttons" next to her
Vanilla vodka + chocolate soymilk does NOT equal an epic milkshake.
When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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