pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The best part of listening to lady gaga while high is that any word your brain puts in is right.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Is it festive if I masturbate to Santa porn?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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