i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Last night I dreamt that I sold my car and used the money to have wheels surgically implanted in my feet and legs so I became a human heely and I just rolled everywhere
He said my vagina is harder to escape than the Temple of Doom.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
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