I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
STOP SENDING ME DANCING JESUS FORWARDS.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
I touched a dick in church today
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
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