How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
I just want to do a slip-and-slide into a giant pool of jello shots right now.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
I'm drinking too much free beer
Thats like saying one owns too many kittens. It's not possible.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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