i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
I was just wished a Happy Valentine's Day by the (Mexican) Chinese food delivery guy. I've never had clearer "get your life together" message than that.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
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