why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
Dead. I am actually dead. Also, worst nightmare confirmed: throwing up in a four hundred person lecture.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
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