I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I kept telling myself all night that it was completely okay for me to lose all sense of my morals because it was my birthday.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Well, my nose won't stop bleeding from really bad cocaine and my purse is full of plastic gold coins. Also, someone saved in my phone as "tyrannosaurus sex" won't quit texting me. Savannah won. Let's put it that way.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I was gonna make a strong case for you to be my midnight kiss, but poptarts sound good too
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
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