i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Why can't all sociopaths be as fabulous as me?
He told me to leave him behind and bury him in his batman pajamas. So two lessons I guess, don't give Tom whiskey and don't touch his daddy issues with a twenty nine and a half foot pole.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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