Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
Dude, this place has 10% alcohol beer on tap. It's like God's semen.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
She asked me why there was $2 in the lunchmeat drawer of the fridge and BBQ sauce all over the kitchen... I'm not sure but I know it has something to do with you
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
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