How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Just rented the SCUBA equipment. Meet me at the pool to test the underwater beer bong idea.
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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