she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
After you pregamed and were plastered you saw the cop was parked illegally so you gave him a citizens arrest
Did you wake up with "jello shots" stamped on your hand too?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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