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say what?
wanna hang out?
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I just made what I can safely estimate to be a 900 calorie pb&j. Fuck a serving size.
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Do you think this 2 hour Amazon delivery thing works on vibrators? Cause that would be clutch
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
