At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
I'm thinking about wearing a strap-on just to freak him out the next time he pulls my pants off.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
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